Fuck long distance relationships. They fucking suck. They consist of unfulfilled desires: if only we could go catch a planetarium show at The Adventure Science Center together, if only we could play Yu-Gi-Oh! at the library with our friends, if only we could play Tetris games against each other, after which the winner gets to make out with the loser, if only we could cram for big tests together, if only we could share a half gallon of ice cream while we watch sappy chick flicks, if only we could fucking hold hands. You often lull yourself into a false sense of happiness fantasizing about these things.. until you realize that you can’t fucking do any of them. The thing is you don’t want to do them with anyone else. You just want to do them with that special someone, so you get the fuck over it, take advantage of today’s technology, make sure she knows how much she means to you, and hold on to the hope that you might someday get a small taste of what it’s truly like to be boyfriend and girlfriend.